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DISCLAIMER: I am NOT the writer of this fanfic! (Jake Tanner, or rather, SoSugoi, or Aaron, is. He already confirmed this dreck to be a trollfic.) I'm just translating the original gibberish into more intelligible speech. I decided to do the third flavor of the NVR Challenges; the rules of which I have posted on the repost of the original fanfic, which is here: narutoveangancerevelaitons.blo…
The translation is also a mix of sarcasm, commentary, and lampshading, and of course, none of the beliefs presented in this fanfic are in conformity with mine. I didn't really translate it as faithfully so that I can insert my rather sardonic comments between the lines.
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Okay…. So I'm back. Dammit. That previous chapter where Ronan forced Sakura to cut her pussy with scissors took me a long-ass time to recover. But if it was that bad, then the only way to go from there is up. It has to be… It fucking has to be… Still, there is a grotesque sex scene in this chapter that is worth writing over-the top, line-crossing death metal lyrics about. Again, VIOWER EXCRETION STRONLY ADVISD. Also, I've been listening to a lot of Steel Panther lately, and I find that this fic is basically the Steel Panther of fanfiction, now that it's been long confirmed that this whole thing is actually a trollfic. Fitting, as well, because Ronan happens to like glam metal.
Ronan(?) is a separate character from Ronan, and from what I interpret of this fic, is supposed to be Naruto losing his grip on reality because of the reality-warping powers of Ronan's genjutsu as evidenced by the switching POVs in the previous chapter that included Ronan taking Naruto's place in an alternate reality. The original writer, now that it's known that he's a troll, did that on purpose, most likely as a way to fuck with readers' minds. On one hand, it's pretty hilarious that 'Jake' would mix up his own 'badass motherfucking sexy-awesome Original Character' with a 'crybaby microdick bitch' like his version of Naruto as characterized in this fanfic. On the other hand, this switching of realities would actually make for an interesting plot for a fanfic/fix-fic of this fanfic, or is actually the plot of this fanfic, hidden behind layers and layers of hatred, misogyny, homophobia, rape, violence, profanity, and misspelled words that most readers, admittedly including myself, would focus and dwell on instead of the stealthily-emerging plot.
The translation is also a mix of sarcasm, commentary, and lampshading, and of course, none of the beliefs presented in this fanfic are in conformity with mine. I didn't really translate it as faithfully so that I can insert my rather sardonic comments between the lines.
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Okay…. So I'm back. Dammit. That previous chapter where Ronan forced Sakura to cut her pussy with scissors took me a long-ass time to recover. But if it was that bad, then the only way to go from there is up. It has to be… It fucking has to be… Still, there is a grotesque sex scene in this chapter that is worth writing over-the top, line-crossing death metal lyrics about. Again, VIOWER EXCRETION STRONLY ADVISD. Also, I've been listening to a lot of Steel Panther lately, and I find that this fic is basically the Steel Panther of fanfiction, now that it's been long confirmed that this whole thing is actually a trollfic. Fitting, as well, because Ronan happens to like glam metal.
Ronan(?) is a separate character from Ronan, and from what I interpret of this fic, is supposed to be Naruto losing his grip on reality because of the reality-warping powers of Ronan's genjutsu as evidenced by the switching POVs in the previous chapter that included Ronan taking Naruto's place in an alternate reality. The original writer, now that it's known that he's a troll, did that on purpose, most likely as a way to fuck with readers' minds. On one hand, it's pretty hilarious that 'Jake' would mix up his own 'badass motherfucking sexy-awesome Original Character' with a 'crybaby microdick bitch' like his version of Naruto as characterized in this fanfic. On the other hand, this switching of realities would actually make for an interesting plot for a fanfic/fix-fic of this fanfic, or is actually the plot of this fanfic, hidden behind layers and layers of hatred, misogyny, homophobia, rape, violence, profanity, and misspelled words that most readers, admittedly including myself, would focus and dwell on instead of the stealthily-emerging plot.
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STEEL PANTHER?! FUCK YEAH, BRO! 
But glad to see you're back, man. Those Adele references were gold. (I happen to enjoy her music, by the way).
But glad to see you're back, man. Those Adele references were gold. (I happen to enjoy her music, by the way).