[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (I don't like tea.)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (Ben Bruce?)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. (Meh...)
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer. (I use the terms interchangeably.)
Total = 1
AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops. (When I see 'thong', I always think of the underwear.)
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll. (It's an ACTION FIGURE!)
[x] You love the beach. (I've always wanted to live by the beach.)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (Oh, fuck.)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (Nope.)
[ ] You are tanned. (Pale.)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something. (What?)
Total = 2
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (H is not a vowel.)
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (Both my grandmas are awesome cooks.)
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (Dad likes opera music.)
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour. (Black hair, brown eyes.)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. (Exactly a foot under!)
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is among the best food in the world. (YES.
[x] You talk with your hands. (Uh-huh.)
Total = 6
SPANISH
[x] You say 'member' instead of remember. (When I see member, I think penises. Seriously.)
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (Wait. Isn't this Mexican?)
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr. (Hell no.)
[ ] You are dark skinned. (Nope.)
[x] You know what a Puta is. (It's an expletive meaning 'bitch'. It's also used in Tagalog as such, especially in the phrase 'Putang ina mo!' which loosely translates to 'son-of-a-bitch.')
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (People often tell me I talk too fast.)
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (As a joke.)
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 5
RUSSIA
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You get into contests all the time. (In school.)
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 5
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is. (I just learned now that it means pussy. At first I thought it meant 'pizza.'
)[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish. (What? Trivia: Kalabasa is the Tagalog word for pumpkin.)
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 2
Irish
[/] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly. (James McSmith? Nope.)
[/] You have blue or green eyes. (My alter-ego has green eyes.)
[x] You like the color green. (Neon green, to be specific.)
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[/] You have/had blond hair. (I wore blonde hair as a wig.)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 3.5
AFRICAN AMERICAN
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[/] You like rap. (Depends.)
[/] You know how to shoot a gun. (A bit. My aim isn't so good, though.)
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 3
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes. (My eyes are pretty big for someone with part-Chinese ancestry.)
[/] You like rice a lot. (A bit.)
[x] You are good at math. (Aced college trigonometry!
)[x] You have played the piano. (Never became good at it.)
[x] You have family from Asia. (Philippines.)
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 5.5
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[/] You know what Schnitzel is. (I think it's a type of food?)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Of course. Any sane person would hate to be called a Nazi!)
[x] You went to Preschool. (Yep.)
[x] You're under 5'4". (6 inches shorter than that.)
Total = 5.5
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[/] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (Eh...)
[ ] You know what poutine is. (Food?)
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi. (NO.)
Total = 1.5
FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[x] You love wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[/] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (Catholic.)
Total = 3.5
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners. (Is xenophobia still a thing?)
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (What? Is this even a thing?)
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[/] You hate abortion. (Depends. I'll say: I HATE RAPE MORE.)
[/] But love the death penalty. (Only for those blasted serial sex offenders.)
[ ] You don't read.
[/] You shop at Wal-Mart. (For the lulz.)
Total = 2.5
NORWEGIAN
[x] You like/hate the rain. (Yep.)
[/] You love trolls. (Lulzy internet trolls.
)[x] You know what lutefisk is. (Fish in lye. Smells bad.)
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[/] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. (My alter-ego has green eyes and long, blonde hair.)
[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total = 5