24 Questions Meme

Stolen from Mintaka-TK

1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

''During thyroidectomy, the recurrent laryngeal never is at greater risk of injury at the...'' -Atlas of General Surgical Techniques

I actually borrowed a medical book from the uni's library. I'm doing some research on surgery for something I have been working on. A story, perhaps, or an architectural project. No telling which.

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Nothing. Empty space.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I forgot. I haven't watched TV since forever.

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
Not telling my timezone.

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Nope.

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
AC unit.

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A while ago. Went somewhere.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Mintaka-TK 's version of the meme.

9.) What are you wearing?
Shirt, jeans.

10.) Did you dream last night?
Just a dream about the typical shit I do everyday. No lucid dreams about being Ymmyj as of late.

11.) When did you last laugh?
Moments ago.

12.) What are one the walls you are in?
Hm?

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
A series of erotic doujinshis featuring Cliff Fittir and Albel Nox. [Mind you, I do ship this pairing very much. I just think it's kinda weird that someone made a porn doujinshi for that pairing. Then again, Rule 34. No exceptions.] I'm gonna MST that shit, but since I cannot understand Japanese, I think I will base my commentary on what's going on in the accompanying drawings.

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
Hmm...

15.) What was the last film you saw?
I forgot. Haven't been to a theater since... Dammit.

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Invest. Then become a multi-billionaire.

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
Hmm... I once compared someone's penis to a gardening hose in a badly-written sex scene from ten years ago. Then again, the metaphor may be a stroke of accidental genius on my part because...

Lat. cuccus, the male domestic fowl; thus the term has been used for any object that resembles a cock's head. As far as the sexual term is concerned, cock here mixes the basic image of the cock as a rooster (itself a 19C US euph.) and the cock's head seen as a tap-like shape, this secondary aspect emphasized by its function in 'pouring' semen. The word remained in perfectly standard use until Queen Victoria's coronation, shortly after which it joined the ranks of taboo. It has yet to return to the mainstream. Note that E.P. claims 'always SE but since 1830 a vulgarism' and OED (in late 19C) notes 'the current name among the people, but, pudoris causa not admissible in polite speech or literature'. -Cassell's Dic[k]tionary of Slang

18.) If you could change one thing about the world.
Wipe all manner of prejudice against people for reasons beyond their control [skin color, sexuality, sex...] out of existence.

19). What do you want to learn in the future?
3D character modelling, parkour.

20.) George Bush:
Eh.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I have not thought of it.

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Same as above.

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course.

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
"You're free now. All your pain and suffering has ended. Oh, and enjoy the beer volcano; you deserve it."