DISCLAIMER: I am NOT the writer of this fanfic! (Jake Tanner, or rather, :devSoSugoi:, is.) I'm just translating the original gibberish into more intelligible speech. I decided to do the third flavor of the NVR Challenges; the rules of which I have posted on the repost of the original fanfic, which is here: http://narutoveangancerevelaitons.blogspot.com/ The translation is also a mix of sarcasm, commentary, and lampshading, and of course, none of the beliefs presented in this fanfic are in conformity with mine. I didn't really translate it as faithfully so that I can insert my rather sardonic comments between the lines. This has been one of my longest-running projects so far. I started this on February 18, 2014, and it's still ongoing. This thing has 70 chapters all in all.