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Okay. These are my artworks, obviously. As for my drawings, before you ask, yes, you are allowed to use them on TVTropes. I am a fan of that website. As for the pictures of me, I'm not so sure yet if I'm comfortable with having my face on TVTropes.

Also, I am not a stickler for copyright. You are allowed to use my works for non-commercial purposes as long as you acknowledge me by linking to my page.

Softwares I Use

Adobe Photoshop Stamp by SoulTutorial Chief Architect Stamp by el-Jimmeister AutoCAD Stamp by el-Jimmeister
In case anyone's wondering.


About Requests

The Church is Too Obsessed Stamp - REQUESTED by el-Jimmeistertaking stamp requests stamp by sixthkidfromthestarz
I will still accept stamp requests from now on, but NO MORE messages related to abortion, same-sex marriage/LGBTQ issues, and contraception. dA has had too much of these stamps that they are starting to lose their novelty. This will be my last stamp about the three aforementioned issues, and I will make no more of those.

YES, I accept art requests, but don't expect them to come up immediately.


About Comments

I will also not be able to reply to comments right away, because it is time-consuming to plow through hundreds of responses to my work, which I highly appreciate, though :), and I make sure to think of everything I say so that I can give in-depth replies to your comments.

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Faves: because I agree with them, think they're funny, or just plain see their awesome awesomeness!




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Can I haz points...? :meow:

Current :points: balance = 193

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Okay, you don't really have to, but donations of any amount would rock!

Donating at least 100 points to me will also net you a forever feature on here, a llama, and a watch from me! AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH! :headbang: (Oh, yeah. If you donate anonymously, you won't be featured because I understand that you want to preserve your anonymity anyway. :))

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1. Name: James
2. Nickname(s): Jimmy
3. Birthday: September 3
4. That makes you: 21
5. Where were you born: In a hospital, somewhere in the Philippines.
6. Location right now: My apartment
7. Shoe size: 7
8. How many piercings?: Ears
9. Tattoos?: None yet
10. When you wake up you're: In my birthday suit. (sometimes.) ;)
11. When you're about to sleep you're: Reflecting on the day, philosophizing.
12. Zodiac sign: Virgo
13. Chinese sign: Uh... Water Monkey
14. Righty or Lefty: Depends. I'm basically mix-handed.
15. Innie or Outie: Innie. (For those who don't know, it has something to do with the navel, whether it's recessed or protruded.)
16. School: Not telling. Basically, I'm in college taking up an architecture major. That's all.

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Filipino (with American, Chinese, and Spanish ancestry)
18. Hair colour: Black
20. Weight: Around 100-110 pounds
21. Height: 4'10"
22. Braces?: No
23. Glasses?: No

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Yep.
25. If so, who?: Amazing person who goes by the name Joanna.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: Obviously.
27. Who has a crush on you?: My girlfriend, obviously. Along with some awesome people on the internet. :)
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: Never did, never will.
29. Who was your first kiss: Joanna.
30. Who was your last kiss: Joanna.
31. Are you a virgin?: Technically.
32. Ever had a threesome before?: Nope.
33. Is anyone up?: Johnny Braddock.
34. Have you ever been in love?: Obviously.
35. Broken any hearts?: I don't know.
36. Got your heart broken?: Yep. Too many times before.
37. Ever liked a friend?: Yep.
38. What happened?: Got friendzoned, simply because she was taken. I respect her decision though. But the moment he wrongs her, he better be ready...

Section Four: Past Relationships 

39. How many relationships have you been in?: One.
40. How many were serious enough to count?: One.
41. Who were those serious ones: Joanna.
42. Is Blood on the Dance Floor metal?: :iconnomemeplz:
43. What made them different: They think they're more metal then Slayer when they are not!
44. What happened: A lot of stuff with minors.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Joanna!
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: :iconnomemeplz:
47. Ever been kissed: Yep
48. Who do you want back: No one, as of now.
49. Who do you regret: Everyone I tried to make a move on, well, at least at first. I ended up learning from all those experiences.
50. Why?: The heartbreak that comes with the rejections, of course.

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: That's like asking me who my favorite child is.
52. Movie: Up, the Pixar movie
53. Food: Tie between pesto and lasagna
54. Drink: Water, strawberry milkshake, or black coffee
55. Store: IKEA, Home Depot, or Lowe's
56. Television show: No TV for me
57. Holiday: Halloween
58. Book: The Catcher in the Rye
59. Ice cream: Cookies and cream
60. Sweets: A tie between Oreos and Choc-nut (peanut butter bars from the Philippines. Good stuff!)
61. Crisps: No chips/crisps for me. (Is this meme British?)
62. Type of music: rock, metal, post-hardcore
63. Artist: A lot. I'll give the first ten I think of: Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Children of Bodom, Escape the Fate, Green Day, Falling in Reverse, Get Scared, Halestorm
64. Word: Awesome! :la:
65. Time of day: Nighttime
66. Dressing: I forgot.
67. Alcoholic drink: Fucking Hell ale!
68. Colour(s): Black, hot pink, neon green.
69. Piece of clothing: Band merch!
70. Character: Rainblood White (My OC in My Metal.) :headbang:
71. Smell: Coffee
72. Shampoo: Whatever.
73. Soap: Whatever.
74. Smiley: :headbang:
75. Board game: Chess
76. Sport: Badminton
77. Number: a tie between 69 and 666
78. Quote: "We're all humans anyway; we all do wrong. But we transcend that and head towards the divine by learning from those wrongs, and forgiving when others are wrong." -Synyster Gates in my fanfic, From Calvary to Eden
79. Animal: Kittens! :meow:
80. Actor: Jackie Chan
82. Vegetable: String beans
83. Fruit: Mango, banana
84. Place to be: Warped Tour
85. Thing in your room: Computer
86. Gum: I don't like gum.
87. Shape: A woman's curves.
88. Country: Bat Country.
89. Mall: Meh...
90. Car: A flying black Lamborghini
91. Boy's name: James, of course.
92. Girl's name: Joanna, my girlfriend's name.
93. Family member: My awesome parents and older brother.
94. Restaurant: California Pizza Kitchen
95. Movie place: Meh...
96. Person to go to the movies with: My girlfriend, of course.
97. Noise: Raindrops.
98. Brand of shoe: Converse
99. Brand of clothing: Band merch!
100. Body part of a chicken: Uh... I don't really eat chicken as much as I used to anymore.
101. Swear word: Fuck!
102. Month: September, my birthmonth,
103. Possession: iPad
104. Team: METAL! :headbang:
105. Season: Eh...
106. Radio station: Meh...
107. Magazine: Playboy! Loljk. Either: Kerrang, Alternative Press, Revolver
108. Favourite grade: A 4.0 GPA (or higher)
109. Least favourite grade: Any failing grade.
110. Teacher: Either: that cool professor who gave me a good grade, or that gorgeous biology teacher from high school who believed in me.
111. Least favourite teacher: That homophobic professor who always talked about his sex life instead of discussing anything of real significance to the subject.
112. Subject: Anything art or design-related.
113. Subject to talk about: Music, philosophy, art, funny stuff

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: My mom.
115. Who's your dad?: My dad.
116. Any step-parents?: Nope.
117. Any brothers?: One, older.
118. Any Sisters?: Nope.
120. Coolest: Me, of course. (Just kidding.)
121. Loudest: Me, I suppose.
122. Best relative: My parents and brother.
123. Worst relative: My cousins who ostracized me for being shorter than them.
124. Do you get along with your parents?: Yep.
125. With your siblings?: Yes, though we have our moments.
126. Does anyone understand you?: Thankfully, my parents do.
127. Do you have any pets?: Not currently.
128. If so, what kind and name?: None.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: A black Persian cat with golden eyes.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school?: College
132. Did you drop out?: Still studying.
133. Your current GPA: Not telling exactly, but I am a Dean's Lister.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Buy.
135. ABC's?: What?
136. Favorite class: Anything art or design-related.
137. Play any sports at school?: I used to be part of the football team in high school, although I wasn't really an active player. I was mostly a benchwarmer.
138. Are you popular?: Eh...
139. Favourite memory: A tie between going steady with my girlfriend and finding out that I aced college trigonometry.
140. Most humiliating moment: Uh... it was a dark and stormy night... er, a drunken and steamy night.
141. Funniest moment: I spat out my drink when my friend told me a hilarious joke.
142. Scariest moment: Almost got expelled from school.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Animal.
146. Dog: Woof!
147. Christina Aguilera: Candyman
148. Ricky Martin: Livin La Vida Loca
149. 50 cent: Half a dollar
150. Poop: Shit.
151. Beach: Bikinis.
152. Desert: Sahara.
153. Water: Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked...
154. Osama: Bin Laden
155. Love: Joanna
156. Your little brother: Nonexistent
157. Butt: Ass.
158. Clowns: Red nose.
159. Wonder: Alice.
16o. Brown: My eyes.
161. Banana: Penis.
162. Sex: Heaven.
163. Parents: People who had sex to bring forth my existence.
164. Homosexuals: Two people of the same gender who are in love.
165. God: Love.

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Yes
167. Heaven: Yes, but as a state of mind, not a place.
168. Devil: Yes
169. Hell: Yes, but as a state of mind, not a place.
170: Bogey man: :XD: What?
171. Closet Monsters: By closet monsters you mean cockroaches that fly out of it? If so, yes... :fear:
172. Fortune tellings: Noooooooo.
173. Magic: Nope.
174. Love at first sight: Nope. (Fact; I didn't fall for Joanna at first sight. My first impression of her was that she was one of those stereotypical popular girls.)
175. Ghosts: No.
176. Voo-doo dolls: No.
177. Reincarnation: No.
178. Yourself: Depends.

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: No.
180. Do drugs: Medicine.
181. Drink alcohol: Sometimes.
182. Cuss: Fuck yeah!
183. Sing in the shower: Sometimes.
184. Like school: Depends.
185. Want to get married: Maybe
186. Type with all of your fingers: Yes.
187. Think you're attractive: Depends.
188. Drink and drive: Just the first one. I can't drive to save my life.
189. Snore: People say I do.
190. Sleep walk: No.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yes.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: Accidentally.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No.
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes. It didn't end well.
195. Been arrested: Almost did.
196. Gone to jail or juvi: Nope.
197. Skateboarded: I wish.
198. Skinny dipped: Does in my dreams count? Wink/Razz
199. Rock climbed: Yes
200. Killed someone: In my dreams.
  • Mood: Tired

Journal History


James Smith
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
Yup, I'm the troll who wrote the Spongebob fanfic One Less Lonely Gurl.

My FFN penname is a joke. I'm NOT really a Bieber fangirl, nor am I a girl named Monica with the surname Gilbey. Name's James, and don't wear it out. (Monica is still alive in my head as my alter-ego, though. She is my companion-in-commentary.)

My totally awesome username was given to me as a nickname by Si1verwing.


(My forgotten) Twitter: profile:…
My (less-used) blog:

One Less Lonely Gurl: onelesslonelygurlfanfic.blogsp…
Naruto Veangance Revelaitons: narutoveangancerevelaitons.blo…

PH Language-Expert by DCMKAzarathMage USA Language Level stamp4 by Faeth-design



Me In a Nutshell (or in this case, stamps)

The Name Is Bond. James Bond. by CaL1BuR
Martial artist stamp by Majnouna DA Fanfic Writer by Wearwolfaa Architecture Student Stamp by el-Jimmeister
SHORT AND PROUD stamp by orange-lucky-cat I swear a lot - stamp by Noiry Proud to be Pinoy by madcoffee
Bisexual Stamp by sunbirds .:Stamp -- I'm a SURVIVOR:. by MuffinBomb


People and Stuff I Love

Stamp: I love cats by jelloween I love Dogs by WishmasterAlchemist I love both Cats and Dogs by WishmasterAlchemist
I Like Cheese by SpitFire19er STAMP: I Heart Coffee by zungzwang Rock Music Stamp by Davidgtza2
Dark and Girly Stamp by StampMakerLKJI Love My Girlfriend Stamp by Timesplitter92 Tall Girlfriend Stamp by el-Jimmeister
we actually exist guys by BaconMagic


Favorite Colors

Black Colors by Gintokichan Hot Pink Colors by Gintokichan Lime Colors by Gintokichan


(Some) Beliefs

Definition of Feminism Stamp by Worldincoffee you fucking plebs by BaconMagic pink is stamp by ohhperttylights
Turns me on like a fan on a hot day by RebiValeska :Gay Rights: by Minty-Hippo Women aren't always the victims. by World-Hero21
Suicide Isn't Cowardly by el-Jimmeister Fair Enough? by PsychoMonkeyShogun Abortion by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me
Christian Supportng Gays by 6t76t The Bible Does Condemn Slut Shaming by el-Jimmeister Love Stamp by Kezzi-Rose
Everyone is Stupid stamp by Mirz123 The Bible Does Not Condemn Homosexuality Stamp by el-Jimmeister Homophobia Makes Jesus Cry. by Tyrantx
Stamp: Words of Encouragement by Southrobin rRChristian Evolutionist stamp by AliceSacco Feminist... by MatthewThornton
Da Stamp - Human Rights 01 by tppgraphics


Guilty Pleasures

I Love Bad Fanfiction by genkistampsI Eat Peanut Butter Straight Off the Jar Stamp by el-JimmeisterI Eat Cake Batter Stamp by el-Jimmeister
I Eat Whipped Cream Straight From the Can Stamp by el-JimmeisterFalling In Reverse Stamp by CyanideSeasonRonnie Radke is love by archaii
Those guys in bands man by RandomStamps Ronnie Radke Can Rap Stamp by el-Jimmeister

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starlightt1234 2 days ago  Student Writer
:iconloveluvplz:thanks so much for the fave on 100 Reasons to Stay Alive!:iconcheerplz:
Stenonychosaurus Apr 4, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
yo dude thanks for the watch and the llama
Okay, please...PLEASE forgive me if your brain melts. My friend showed this to me...he's gonna kill me some day.
el-Jimmeister Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, God.. What the fuck did I just watch!? :XD:
SnowCocoa had a similar reaction. I about died the first time. XD
Crystal-Anime Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for the watch! c: I wish you luck as well!
el-Jimmeister Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're very welcome. :)
thanks for the fav and the watch. much appreciated
el-Jimmeister Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're very welcome, and thanks for making awesome art! You rock, dude! :headbang:
Thanks for the watch.
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