AN: RAHHH BENJI, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LYING ASSHOLE! JUST, WHAT THE FUCK!? Okay, so do you know what the fucker Benji did? He fucking unhooked my computer and hid it somewhere before I could post the finale of the epic battle! I couldn't find it and he didn't give it back to me until Thursday! And he wouldn't let me use his computer either! And I couldn't use my dad's or my stepmom's because they say they are "for business" and "private" and I couldn't use Landon's or Matthew's (they share one) because they said theirs was down, too, but I found out that Benji is gonna do their chores for a week if they didn't let me use their computer. I DON'T BLAME LANDON AND MATTHEW; IT'S ALL BENJI. HE'S BRAINWASHING THEM OR SOMETHING. HE IS THE WORST BROTHER EVER. FUCK YOU, BENJI! FUCK YOU!
Okay, now for my author's note. To the FLAMERS and FANS (I love you if you're girls, and if you're guys, well, you're cool, too, but I don't love you because I'm not gay) : unnamed, get the fuck off, cunt! Dragonhunter, I DO NOT ACT LIKE I'M 8. I ACT LIKE I'M 5! FIVE! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME! No, guys can't be bus-sexual for the most part, unless they actually like that game CrazyBus or something. A gay kid in school told me so.
Yes, I'm both an atheist and a dysteleologist. You're being so mean that I can't respond to everything because of it! But Sakura liked it, so it wasn't rape. Do you see, then? YES, HIUH, THE BATTLE WILL BE REALLY COOL! To spade, WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DID YOU REJECT ME? NOBODY REJECTS JAKE FUCKING TANNER! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE EVIL, AND I BET YOU ARE A CAPITALIST PIG WHO LIKES MODERN MUSIC TOP 40 SHIT! Ronan isn't perfect; he has a mole on his face. SEE, IS THAT PERFECT? THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT STORY TALKING ABOUT VERY BIG ISSUES. Well, the story is dark, duh. There's sex too, that's darkja. Not just dark; DARKJA. AND YES, I AM A REAL NARUTO FAN. I UNDERSTAND THE STORY. THIS IS BASED ON THE REAL STORY. YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING! To moonlightwolf29, but you don't understand; the religion is important to the plot. You see, the religion is actually evil and it's part of an evil plan and twist that you guys will never see cumming (geddit)! To the awesome chrompeltah, your suggestions have been good, though not as good as my idea, so I'll combine your ideas and it'll be very good, you'll see. It's another epic twist! Anyway, Danny and Tina will not be getting back together. I heard that Tina will be moving soon, so yeah. She now also has a new girlfriend named Fanny. She's sexy, too.
Yes, thank you, my life is very hard. Lots of people do not understand what it's like to be as great as me. It's very difficult. It's a burden being wonderful like me. Something very surprising will happen to Naruto, you'll see. And yes, you see, Ronan is based somewhat off of me- he's a lot like me, actually! And some of this was inspired by my life, so I could tell you guys more about it someday!
And now to Chapter 26!
CHAPTER 26: FINALE OF THE EPIC BATTLE
The cat girls ran across the roof at Madara, and he started screaming and they attacked him and clawed him. "AHHHH! HELLPPP! AHHHH! PLEASE! OH, GOD! AHHHH! I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!" Madara fell unconscious.
"Haha, stupid Madara. He is so stupid," I said, laughing out loud.
"Yes, Ronan! I agree!" said Sakura.
"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT TO MY MASTER! YOU WILL PAY! RONAN! IT IS TIME WE FIGHT… TO THE DEATH!" Naruto yelled, and he pulled out a really big evil glowing sword!
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHA" The cat girls were raping Madara, except guys can't get raped by girls, so they weren't. Well, so much for that. What was the fucking point of mentioning that Madara was raped when he actually wasn't? Instead, they beat him with their tails.
"OW! OUCH! OOOOOO! EEE! AAHHHHHH! OWCHIE! OW-OW-OW! STOP IT, YOU FUCKING CATBICHES!" he dreamed. Yes, as a totally sexy awesome Gary Stu, I can also watch the dreams of other people, and I know for a fact that every woman (and gay man, but I don't reciprocate their feelings 'cause I'm not gay) dreams of me fucking their brains out.
I ran to another tower on the roof that went higher than the one that was a million feet tall. Naruto was running up its walls, and I was running behind him.
"YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW, FUCKER! WE HAVE TO FIGHT!"
"I CAN'T FIGHT YOU! YOU'LL BEAT ME! YOU'RE TOO POWERFUL FOR ME! GO AWAY!" He said, even though he was the one who proposed that we fight to the death in the first place.
"WELL, THAT'S TRUE, BUT WE MUST STILL FIGHT!" I YELLED! And we got to the top of the tower! Just then, Naruto got into a big mecha-transformer thing! He was bigger than me!
"OH NO, WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?" Then, the cougar's ghost head came to me.
"RONAN! You must fight him! You can fucking do it!" And she sucked my huge fucking cock and it gave me the strength to fight Naruto's mega-mech, and I transformed into my huge, Mystical Shibopanese blue dragon form. "ROARRRHHHHHHH! NOW, LET'S FIGHT!"
Back down at the (obviously lower) roof, Sakura was jaking (geddit) off to the cat girls. "Mmm… You girls are so hot in your leather suits and shit."
"Hmm? How about we abuse you?" the lead cat girl turned to face her.
"FUCK YEAH!" Sakura replied, and they began to whip her. "Ugh… Ohh… Yes… Ahh… Fucking hell… You fuckin' leather whores… Yeah… That's fucking right… You fucking fuck, fuck me… You fucking cat sluts… Mmm… YESSSSS!"
But then Taliana showed up! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN MADARA FOR NOW, BUT YOU HAVEN'T GOT ME YET!"
"NO! NOT YOU! RONAN, SAVE ME!"
From the tower, I heard her.
"Oh my Got, no! Sakura! I'm coming!"
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WE MUST FIGHT, YOU FUCKING POSER CHICKEN FAG!"
"YOU DON'T CALL ME A FAG! RAAAAHHHH! And didn't you just try to back the fuck out on me moments ago because I'm too powerful for you?" And we fought each other off the tower and fell back onto the lower roof where Sakura was and started to roll around and fight.
"RONAN! YOU CAME! HELP, TALIANA IS EVIL! AHHHHHHH!"
"I MUST DEFEAT NARUTO FIRST, YOU BITCH! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And I kept on fighting Naruto. We kept rolling around the roof, but then the cat girls attacked Taliana!
-3rd Person POV Switch-
Back in the council room, the council was watching our huge, epic battle on a screen. "Hmm… I see this battle is very difficult. Hahaha," said one of the women who had a sexy, cougar voice. "Mmm… That Ronan is very hot. Let's make out, bitch." And the two women of the council started to make out and finger each other's cunts, and pussy juice pooled on the floor.
"Mm… you whores need to stop and pay attention to the battle!" said one of the men, but a phone rang! It was the EVIL EXECUTIVE OF KIBUSI CORPORATION! (Kibusi is a big corporation in Shiboobi; they don't show it in the manga or anime, but they do in this story okay.)
"Council, I have received your directions on what to do if the stupid Ronan survives the big, epic battle."
"Yes. You will do it. Correct. You will sabotage the Shiboobi movie theater, right?" The man visibly cringed at the new name of the kingdom's capital city.
"Yes, I will," the president of Kibusi Corp. clucked.
"Good, very good." But then another call came! It was the president of the US!
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I have helped set the evil capitalist scheme in place! America will be made great again; America will rule the world because we are evil," the president declared. Everybody laughed evilly. "MUAHHAHAHA MUAHAHHAA! MUAHAHSHASHASHASHA!"
-Back to the Roof-
"OOOGH! UGH! YES!" The catgirls were crawling into Taliana's cunt and making her pour cum! "Oooohh… Ahh… You have defeated me! Never mind, I will not attack."
"Yes, but hurry, Ronan! Defeat Naruto!" And I kept fighting him in dragon form and finally, I knocked him out of the mega. "ROARRRRR! NARUTO, YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET IT! AHHHHH!" And I went out of my form and we began to punch and kick, but then he accidentally fell off the roof and lightning struck him! He was dead!
"AHHHHH THIS IS BAD; I'M DEAD! AHHHHH!" And he fell a million feet to his death! The evil Ronan(?) was dead. Everyone cheered at his defeat and subsequent death!
"YES, WE WON! I KNEW WE WOULD!" said Sakura.
"Mm... Master, let's leaveth!" The lead cat girl said, maintaining some vestiges of her Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe speech as a holdover of her time as Madara's slave. But then, Madara and Taliana woke up!
"RAHHH! THIS IS NOT OVER!" yelled Madara. Then a box in the building burst through the roof! It was a gray, floating house-box-thing and the council was in it- their voices came from the inside! Madara and Taliana hung onto it as it flew away. "HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SURPRISE! NUAAHGAHAHAHHA!" Then the lair blew up! FLASH, BAM, ALAKAZAM! HUGE EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE FOR HOURS! But we were okay, and so were all the catgirls. "Let's go guys, okay? Let's go and celebrate… WITH A MOVIE AT THE SHIBOOBI MOVIE THEATER!"
AN: END OF CHAPTER 26 AND THE EPIC BATTLE WITH NARUTO! LOTS OF REALLY GREAT STUFF TO COME, AND I WILL TRY TO POST ANOTHER CHAPTER TOMORROW NIGHT, BUT SADLY I MIGHT HAVE TO CELEBRATE MOTHER'S DAY WITH MY STEPMOM AND THEN MY COOL REAL MOM. ANYWAY, GUYS, I HAVE TO GO TO BED. I'M SO EDGY THAT I GO TO BED ONE MINUTE AFTER MY 8PM BEDTIME. SO GOODFUCKINGBYE.