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AN: OKAY, SO I NOTICED I HAD MORE FLAMERS AND I WAS GONNA REPLY TO THEM, BUT I THINK I'LL DO THAT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER, NOT HERE, SINCE THIS IS LONG ALREADY. OKAY, HERE:

Okay, so mother's day was very cool, but stupid, too. I got to see my real mom, who's not a stupid fucking bitch like my stepmom. Did you know my real mom had Landon and Matthew [they're twins though they don't look alike] when she was 14 and my dad was 17? She's really cool; she lets me smoke cigs at her house and drink, too. My stepmom won't let me do that because she's stupid, anyway. I told my real mom that my stepmom said it was a very bad thing that I was havin' sex at 13 and that I wasn't mature enough, too. Well, my real mom said that my stepmom is just an old hag. [My stepmom is, like, 41 or something] and probably has a really tight pussy and is jealous. LOL MOM, YOU ROCK! Anyway, my dad MADE me buy a gift for my stepmom. Ugh. I hated having to waste money on that fucking bitch, so I just went to the dollar store and got her a dollar candle. XD I bet she liked that; she's a girl, after all. Anyway, Benji was stupid and got her some antique things and tickets for them both to see something called The Real Inspector Hound. LOL, fucking stupid loser Benji.

I know I said I'm not gonna reply to the flamers in this chapter's author's notes, but… anyway, to the flamers: to =amdparadyse, you suck. My story is good, so fuck the fuck off. AND TO YOU, DRAGONHUNTER, you just talk and talk, but you don't know me! I HAVE LOTS OF TALENT; YOU DON'T, THOUGH! THERE'S A PLOT; IT'S ABOUT MADARA BEING EVIL AND TRYING TO KILL RONAN! Guys cannot! Don't you geddit? If you have sex with another dude, you're gay! Everyone knows that. Women can't rape men; guys love sex always, duh. Because believing makes you stupid, duh. People who believe are really stupid. I'm tired of arguing. RAHHH! The cougar is an inspiration to us all; you just don't get it! To radiostoopes, why do you talk like that? Are you British or something? Anyway, my writing isn't that bad; I don't type like that; you don't fucking get me! And yes, I can read my story fine; it's just you flamers that can't, but I have lots of fans that can, like chrompeltah. I bet you don't have fans LOSER! I'LL NOT TAKE THIS DOWN; IT'S ONE OF THE BEST FICS ON FFN, OKAY!

NOW FOR THE STORY!

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CHAPTER 27: THE MOVIE THEATER

As we walked to the movie theater, Sakura told a joke to us. When I say 'us', I mean me and the catgirls, you see. "Lol, guys, have you heard this one? It's great."

"Okay, yes," I said.

"What did the flamers say to the fanfic writer?"

"I dunno; what is it, Sakura?" I asked.

"You suck!"

"Haha… But then what?"

She then said back to me, "Well then, the fanfic writer said back, you guys need to stop smoking; it's bad for you!"

I laughed my ass off. "I get it, because the flamers are called flamers, and flames have smoke. That's funny!" I laughed very hotly.

"I knew you'd love it, baby," Sakura said, and we kissed sexually then. When we got to the movie theater, we saw that they were doing a movie marathon of the King of Shiboobi's favorite movies, and I'M THE KING OF SHIBOOBI! They were playing The Boondock Saints, as well as the Zeitgeist movies, Transformers 2, and I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, and also Knocked Up and Religulous and Gummo. (Those are some of my favorite movies; they are so fucking good- the best movies. Oh, and Harmony Korine rocks! He is such a rebel, like me.)

"Hello, you must pay the money, assholes," said the loser who worked at the front of the theater.

"Umm, no, I won't! I refuse to support the American capitalist agenda!" I said, AND THEN PUNCHED THE GLASS THROUGH AND HE FELL BACK, HITTING HIS HEAD. HE WAS HURT, AND we went into the theater and all sat down. The catgirls were purring hotly as the movies began to play, and everybody was so horny, including me. "Mmm… catgirls, I think it's time to fuck, bitches!" And we all started to fuck in the theater. The catgirls had to poop, and the pooped all over the carpeted floor, and we rolled around in it and began to fuck, even if I have said that we had already started fucking earlier than this. I whipped their pussies with my cock, and rammed them hard like a truck.

"Ugh, you fucking take it, you fucking catgirl sluts." I moaned. They all started to shove their tails into Sakura, and I sucked on their cat ears; it was so fucking hot, but then, in the middle of our big fuckfest, a man came on the screen! Except he was in the shadows (like Todd in the Shadows. LMAO I love that guy! Not in that way, you gay porn loving pervs! He's so smart and hates modern music like me. Fuck Lady Gaga!) and we couldn't really see him, but we could tell he was very evulz!

"HELLO RONAN AND SAKURA! AND THE SEXY LEATHER PUSSIES! I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU ALL! I AM HEAD OF THE KIBUSI CORPORATION, AND I AM EVIL AND DO NOT LIKE YOU ALL! MADARA AND I ARE IN LEAGUE AS WELL AS… THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.A. AND THE… I- I CANNOT MENTION THEIR NAME TO YOU ALL YET. BUT I WILL SAY THAT I AM IN LEAGUE WITH TWO ORGANIZATIONS THAT ARE MUCH BIGGER THAN ANY OF YOU! YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHO THEY ARE! NOW, ONTO MY PLAN FOR YOU! DIE!" And then the screen blew the fuck up and we had to run out very slowly as the theater blew up hugely, but then when we were outside, I realized that most of the catgirls were still inside!

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?" I screamed.

The main catgirl came out. "Yes, I am so sad that 150 catgirls died, and now only me and nine others are left. It's very horrible! Their names are Katie (hey baby, love ya, you fucking skanky ass bitch-whore!), Tina (girl, you be hot, too!), Lezbiana (got it guys? haha!) Tashimahasu, Moshitaniba, Gojinamashi, Candy, Yosan-gweezu, and Sexita. My name is actually Zoshiyanahasu-itakamajiduonisaabozai-equanidafutara, but most people call me Becky."

"Well, Becky, you are very hot and so are all your catgirl minions! Now, let's go home to the dojo!"

So we went home to the dojo and all the catgirls got settled into their new home, but then I got a vision from the cougar! "RONAN, DARK AND MYSTERIOUS TIMES LIE AHEAD! YOU MUST FACE THEM WITH BRAVERY AND SEXINESS! SO MUST THAT BITCH SAKURA! OH, RONAN, BY THE WAY, I'M VERY HORNY. LET'S FUCK!"

So, the cougar's ghost head flew downstairs and flew into Sakura's leaking, steamy pussy.

"OOH~! OOH! AHHHEEEEEEEEE!" Sakura screamed as the cougar licked her pussy and went inside her body all around and then Sakura's stomach got swollen like it was pregnant; the cougar's head was in there.

"Oh, Got… Ahh... I HAVE TO FUCKING POOP!" And then she turned around and her buttyhole opened, and the cougar's head flew out and landed on my dick, and then I fucked Sakura's butt with the cougar's head still on my dick while the cougar licked the sides of Sakura's butt. Finally, Sakura cummed as the catgirls watched behind us and jerked their cocks sexily.

"UGH… UGH! I'M CUMMING!" yelled Sakura, and just then, the cougar revealed that being inside someone's body while they cummed was the secret to her returning to the earth. She would fuse herself with Sakura's body, more specifically her butt, as Sakura came, and they became one!

"I HAVE BECOME A PART OF YOU, SAKURA!" The cougar's head was between Sakura's butt cheeks whenever the cougar needed to talk to us.

"Oh my Got; that's great! You're back!" And then we WENT TO BED! That needed to be emphasized!

-Back at the Council-

"The movie theater plan did not work! No! How is this possible!?"

"I don't not know," said the head of Kibusi Corporation, responding to one of the female council workers.

"So that means you do know," the female council member glared at him suspiciously, and then one of the male council members said, "The plan was foolproof! It should've worked! It was perfect, yet failed. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!? YOU HAVE FAILED US! TO DEATH WITH YOU!" And the head of Kibusi Corporation was killed.

"You council guys, mayeth I be-eth of assistance?" said Madara, who was weak and wounded and lying on the ground in the black council box room.

"Well, you have failed us before, but you're all we got left now! You and Taliana… AFTER RONAN AND SAKURA AND THE CATGIRLS! THEY SHALL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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AN: END OF CHAPTER 27! VERY EXCITING STUFF CUMMING IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO READ. OH MY GOT; WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC; YES!

Naruto: Vengeance Revelations, Chapter 27
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT the writer of this fanfic! (Jake Tanner, or rather, SoSugoi, or Aaron, is. He already confirmed this dreck to be a trollfic.) I'm just translating the original gibberish into more intelligible speech. I decided to do the third flavor of the NVR Challenges; the rules of which I have posted on the repost of the original fanfic, which is here: narutoveangancerevelaitons.blo…

The translation is also a mix of sarcasm, commentary, and lampshading, and of course, none of the beliefs presented in this fanfic are in conformity with mine. I didn't really translate it as faithfully so that I can insert my rather sardonic comments between the lines.


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Jimmy's Note: Trigger warning for Jake saying that it's impossible for a woman to rape a man, and that men always enjoy sex. I should know; this is, or was, a personal trigger for me. Ditto for poor Blake Langermann, who was raped by Val. Kudos to Red Barrels for not presenting female-on-male sexual harassment and rape as fanservice and for presenting it as the horrifying experience that it actually is. But if you have made it this far into the fic, then TWs are probably rendered moot by now. But as always, VIOWER EXCRETION STRONLY ADVISD.

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Admittedly, I laughed at the joke, not at it per se, but at the cringeworthy way it was originally written, and the fact that it contradicts Jake saying it's cool that his mom allows him to smoke cigs at her house. I know it's a trollfic, but if that kind of laugh is what the trollfic writer is trying to get out of this, he surely got it.

Ironically, Harmony Korine directed the video clip Needed Me by Rihanna which was released on April 21, 2016. In the same year, Korine directed a Supreme commercial starring rapper Gucci Mane (who had previously appeared in Spring Breakers), and appeared in the music video for Gucci Mane and Travis Scott's single Last Time. So much for being a rebel. He's become a sell-out who panders to capitalism and Top 40 musicians, two [or 41] things that 'Jake' hates. Also, Todd in the Shadows does not necessarily hate modern music; in fact he does have a list of the best songs of 20XX done every year. He mentions that he does like some songs from modern acts such as Lil Wayne, Beyoncé, and even Chris Brown, even though he does also state his loathing for the lattermost as a person rather than as an artist.

And now that it's known that this fic is a trollfic, Becky, the main catgirl's nickname, may be a shoutout to Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen, which was written by one BeckyMac666, and stars her Mary Sue self-insert, Altantiana Rebekah Loren, or Tiaa for short. And a series of trollfics published in 2014 called the MRA Trilogy stars a Mary Sue named Rebecca Christiana Jasmina Xaila Rodrigues Diogo Velazquez, or Bekie for short.

Certainly, the catgirl's ridiculous, over-the-top, Japanese-sounding real name is meant to parody young/inexperienced writers who give their characters exotic, lengthy names in order for them to stand out. For trollfic writers, it is also a way to stump dramatic readers. I should know; I was personally guilty of this as well, but in the former sense of wanting the character's name to sound badass in earnest. One of my first main characters/Gary Stus for a long-discarded high fantasy story, which was in fact the predecessor of my science fiction original fic Men of No Color, was named Zakkary Alexandre Maximillian Devin-Safer Ivanovich, Alex or Zack for short. Only, I preferred Russian/English/European-sounding names over Japanese-sounding names, most likely because of the Filipino zeitgeist of generalized Europhilia and Americophilia. [Still do actually; I have current-work OCs named Aleksandr and Zachary, both from Set Me Free, another original fic. My Fallout: New Vegas character is named zachary, spelled that way, with no uppercase letters, because of his backstory as a literature buff who liked e e cummings's poetry, as well as a sign of modesty on his part as a good-karma courier even after he became the new ruler of an independent New Vegas. Coincidentally, his husband and co-ruler, Arcade Gannon, is voiced by Zachary Levi.] And I've always liked the names Alexander and Zachary for some reason.

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AN: RAHHH BENJI, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LYING ASSHOLE! JUST, WHAT THE FUCK!? Okay, so do you know what the fucker Benji did? He fucking unhooked my computer and hid it somewhere before I could post the finale of the epic battle! I couldn't find it and he didn't give it back to me until Thursday! And he wouldn't let me use his computer either! And I couldn't use my dad's or my stepmom's because they say they are "for business" and "private" and I couldn't use Landon's or Matthew's (they share one) because they said theirs was down, too, but I found out that Benji is gonna do their chores for a week if they didn't let me use their computer. I DON'T BLAME LANDON AND MATTHEW; IT'S ALL BENJI. HE'S BRAINWASHING THEM OR SOMETHING. HE IS THE WORST BROTHER EVER. FUCK YOU, BENJI! FUCK YOU!

Okay, now for my author's note. To the FLAMERS and FANS (I love you if you're girls, and if you're guys, well, you're cool, too, but I don't love you because I'm not gay) : unnamed, get the fuck off, cunt! Dragonhunter, I DO NOT ACT LIKE I'M 8. I ACT LIKE I'M 5! FIVE! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME! No, guys can't be bus-sexual for the most part, unless they actually like that game CrazyBus or something. A gay kid in school told me so.

Yes, I'm both an atheist and a dysteleologist. You're being so mean that I can't respond to everything because of it! But Sakura liked it, so it wasn't rape. Do you see, then? YES, HIUH, THE BATTLE WILL BE REALLY COOL! To spade, WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DID YOU REJECT ME? NOBODY REJECTS JAKE FUCKING TANNER! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE EVIL, AND I BET YOU ARE A CAPITALIST PIG WHO LIKES MODERN MUSIC TOP 40 SHIT! Ronan isn't perfect; he has a mole on his face. SEE, IS THAT PERFECT? THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT STORY TALKING ABOUT VERY BIG ISSUES. Well, the story is dark, duh. There's sex too, that's darkja. Not just dark; DARKJA. AND YES, I AM A REAL NARUTO FAN. I UNDERSTAND THE STORY. THIS IS BASED ON THE REAL STORY. YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING! To moonlightwolf29, but you don't understand; the religion is important to the plot. You see, the religion is actually evil and it's part of an evil plan and twist that you guys will never see cumming (geddit)! To the awesome chrompeltah, your suggestions have been good, though not as good as my idea, so I'll combine your ideas and it'll be very good, you'll see. It's another epic twist! Anyway, Danny and Tina will not be getting back together. I heard that Tina will be moving soon, so yeah. She now also has a new girlfriend named Fanny. She's sexy, too.

Yes, thank you, my life is very hard. Lots of people do not understand what it's like to be as great as me. It's very difficult. It's a burden being wonderful like me. Something very surprising will happen to Naruto, you'll see. And yes, you see, Ronan is based somewhat off of me- he's a lot like me, actually! And some of this was inspired by my life, so I could tell you guys more about it someday!

And now to Chapter 26!

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CHAPTER 26: FINALE OF THE EPIC BATTLE

The cat girls ran across the roof at Madara, and he started screaming and they attacked him and clawed him. "AHHHH! HELLPPP! AHHHH! PLEASE! OH, GOD! AHHHH! I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!" Madara fell unconscious.

"Haha, stupid Madara. He is so stupid," I said, laughing out loud.

"Yes, Ronan! I agree!" said Sakura.

"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT TO MY MASTER! YOU WILL PAY! RONAN! IT IS TIME WE FIGHT… TO THE DEATH!" Naruto yelled, and he pulled out a really big evil glowing sword!

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHA" The cat girls were raping Madara, except guys can't get raped by girls, so they weren't. Well, so much for that. What was the fucking point of mentioning that Madara was raped when he actually wasn't? Instead, they beat him with their tails.

"OW! OUCH! OOOOOO! EEE! AAHHHHHH! OWCHIE! OW-OW-OW! STOP IT, YOU FUCKING CATBICHES!" he dreamed. Yes, as a totally sexy awesome Gary Stu, I can also watch the dreams of other people, and I know for a fact that every woman (and gay man, but I don't reciprocate their feelings 'cause I'm not gay) dreams of me fucking their brains out.

I ran to another tower on the roof that went higher than the one that was a million feet tall. Naruto was running up its walls, and I was running behind him.

"YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW, FUCKER! WE HAVE TO FIGHT!"

"I CAN'T FIGHT YOU! YOU'LL BEAT ME! YOU'RE TOO POWERFUL FOR ME! GO AWAY!" He said, even though he was the one who proposed that we fight to the death in the first place.

"WELL, THAT'S TRUE, BUT WE MUST STILL FIGHT!" I YELLED! And we got to the top of the tower! Just then, Naruto got into a big mecha-transformer thing! He was bigger than me!

"OH NO, WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?" Then, the cougar's ghost head came to me.

"RONAN! You must fight him! You can fucking do it!" And she sucked my huge fucking cock and it gave me the strength to fight Naruto's mega-mech, and I transformed into my huge, Mystical Shibopanese blue dragon form. "ROARRRHHHHHHH! NOW, LET'S FIGHT!"

Back down at the (obviously lower) roof, Sakura was jaking (geddit) off to the cat girls. "Mmm… You girls are so hot in your leather suits and shit."

"Hmm? How about we abuse you?" the lead cat girl turned to face her.

"FUCK YEAH!" Sakura replied, and they began to whip her. "Ugh… Ohh… Yes… Ahh… Fucking hell… You fuckin' leather whores… Yeah… That's fucking right… You fucking fuck, fuck me… You fucking cat sluts… Mmm… YESSSSS!"

But then Taliana showed up! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN MADARA FOR NOW, BUT YOU HAVEN'T GOT ME YET!"

"NO! NOT YOU! RONAN, SAVE ME!"

From the tower, I heard her.

"Oh my Got, no! Sakura! I'm coming!"

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WE MUST FIGHT, YOU FUCKING POSER CHICKEN FAG!"

"YOU DON'T CALL ME A FAG! RAAAAHHHH! And didn't you just try to back the fuck out on me moments ago because I'm too powerful for you?" And we fought each other off the tower and fell back onto the lower roof where Sakura was and started to roll around and fight.

"RONAN! YOU CAME! HELP, TALIANA IS EVIL! AHHHHHHH!"

"I MUST DEFEAT NARUTO FIRST, YOU BITCH! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And I kept on fighting Naruto. We kept rolling around the roof, but then the cat girls attacked Taliana!

-3rd Person POV Switch-

Back in the council room, the council was watching our huge, epic battle on a screen. "Hmm… I see this battle is very difficult. Hahaha," said one of the women who had a sexy, cougar voice. "Mmm… That Ronan is very hot. Let's make out, bitch." And the two women of the council started to make out and finger each other's cunts, and pussy juice pooled on the floor.

"Mm… you whores need to stop and pay attention to the battle!" said one of the men, but a phone rang! It was the EVIL EXECUTIVE OF KIBUSI CORPORATION! (Kibusi is a big corporation in Shiboobi; they don't show it in the manga or anime, but they do in this story okay.)

"Council, I have received your directions on what to do if the stupid Ronan survives the big, epic battle."

"Yes. You will do it. Correct. You will sabotage the Shiboobi movie theater, right?" The man visibly cringed at the new name of the kingdom's capital city.

"Yes, I will," the president of Kibusi Corp. clucked.

"Good, very good." But then another call came! It was the president of the US!

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I have helped set the evil capitalist scheme in place! America will be made great again; America will rule the world because we are evil," the president declared. Everybody laughed evilly. "MUAHHAHAHA MUAHAHHAA! MUAHAHSHASHASHASHA!"

-Back to the Roof-

"OOOGH! UGH! YES!" The catgirls were crawling into Taliana's cunt and making her pour cum! "Oooohh… Ahh… You have defeated me! Never mind, I will not attack."

"Yes, but hurry, Ronan! Defeat Naruto!" And I kept fighting him in dragon form and finally, I knocked him out of the mega. "ROARRRRR! NARUTO, YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET IT! AHHHHH!" And I went out of my form and we began to punch and kick, but then he accidentally fell off the roof and lightning struck him! He was dead!

"AHHHHH THIS IS BAD; I'M DEAD! AHHHHH!" And he fell a million feet to his death! The evil Ronan(?) was dead. Everyone cheered at his defeat and subsequent death!

"YES, WE WON! I KNEW WE WOULD!" said Sakura.

"Mm... Master, let's leaveth!" The lead cat girl said, maintaining some vestiges of her Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe speech as a holdover of her time as Madara's slave. But then, Madara and Taliana woke up!

"RAHHH! THIS IS NOT OVER!" yelled Madara. Then a box in the building burst through the roof! It was a gray, floating house-box-thing and the council was in it- their voices came from the inside! Madara and Taliana hung onto it as it flew away. "HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SURPRISE! NUAAHGAHAHAHHA!" Then the lair blew up! FLASH, BAM, ALAKAZAM! HUGE EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE FOR HOURS! But we were okay, and so were all the catgirls. "Let's go guys, okay? Let's go and celebrate… WITH A MOVIE AT THE SHIBOOBI MOVIE THEATER!"

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AN: END OF CHAPTER 26 AND THE EPIC BATTLE WITH NARUTO! LOTS OF REALLY GREAT STUFF TO COME, AND I WILL TRY TO POST ANOTHER CHAPTER TOMORROW NIGHT, BUT SADLY I MIGHT HAVE TO CELEBRATE MOTHER'S DAY WITH MY STEPMOM AND THEN MY COOL REAL MOM. ANYWAY, GUYS, I HAVE TO GO TO BED. I'M SO EDGY THAT I GO TO BED ONE MINUTE AFTER MY 8PM BEDTIME. SO GOODFUCKINGBYE.

Naruto: Vengeance Revelations, Chapter 26
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT the writer of this fanfic! (Jake Tanner, or rather, SoSugoi, or Aaron, is. He already confirmed this dreck to be a trollfic.) I'm just translating the original gibberish into more intelligible speech. I decided to do the third flavor of the NVR Challenges; the rules of which I have posted on the repost of the original fanfic, which is here: narutoveangancerevelaitons.blo…

The translation is also a mix of sarcasm, commentary, and lampshading, and of course, none of the beliefs presented in this fanfic are in conformity with mine. I didn't really translate it as faithfully so that I can insert my rather sardonic comments between the lines.


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Jimmy's Note: Possible trigger warnings for female-on-male rape and implied anti-Trump propaganda in a fictional context. But if you have made it this far into the fic, you have been too desensitized to even bother with TWs in the first place. As always, VIOWER EXCRETION STRONLY ADVISD.

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Yes, a guy can be bus-sexual. It's a paraphilia referred to as mechanophilia, which is a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles including buses, helicopters, ships, and aeroplanes. In fact, an American named Edward Smith [no relation to me] admitted to 'having sex' with 1000 cars in 2008. In 2013, a British man was caught having sex with his Land Rover in public. So, the idea of a guy having sex with a bus isn't too far of a stretch either.

I know that Obama was still the president during the time this fic was originally written, but come to think about it, it is actually more in-character for Trump to have this kind of agenda than Obama. Unless, by some stroke of foresight and fridge brilliance on Jake/Aaron's part, he predicted that Trump would be the next POTUS. Also, despite Trump and Jake having similar misogynist, perverted personalities, Jake would most likely be anti-Trump based on his extreme-left political alignment and general hatred of capitalism. As for me, I personally am also anti-Trump and have Social Liberalism political values. But even if you are pro-Trump, as long as you aren't an asshole to me, aren't a misogynist/misandrist, a homophobe/heterophobe, a racist… you know the drill, we can be friends. I understand that you probably, most likely, have your own reasons for supporting Trump that have nothing to do with me personally.

Coincidentally, it was Mother's Day 2017 when this chapter was published.

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