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AN: OKAY, GOTDAMMIT. WTF. WHY DO I HAVE MORE FUCKING FLAMERS? GET THE FUCK OFF, LOSERS! I'M NOT GONNA RESPOND TO ALL OF YOU! EVEN THOUGH I AM ACTUALLY WRITING THIS OBNOXIOUSLY PUERILE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST PLACE! GOODBYE, UNNAMED! GLAD TO SEE YOU GO. HAHA! AND DRAGONHUNTER, RONAN IS A GREAT CHARACTER. STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM AND YES, SAKURA IS A CHEATING WHORE. ALL GIRLS WHO CHEAT ARE WHORES. DUH. I KNOW SEMEN DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, BUT IN THIS STORY IT DOES, OKAY! AND NO, SAKURA IS A COW. (HAH) THAT WAS A TYPO. ALSO, I'M NICE. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW ME! Anyway, now to answer your thing from Katie's fic. I will not join groups and I don't want to talk to you! I don't need your help or advice; I know how great I am, and everyone loves me! You're just jealous and want to try to be awesome like me. Well, GUESS WHAT. YOU WON'T!

ANYWAY, SO GUYS, KATIE POSTED THE SECOND CHAPTER OF RAPER, ER… REAPER GIRL. HER TITS (geddit?): It's in the page of FFN user KatiekinzAnimeLuver96.

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CHAPTER 23: BETRAYAL

"HELLO, IT'S ME. I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET, TO GO OVER EVERYTHING!" YELLED NARUTO. HE WAS WANDERING INTO THE EVIL LAIR OF MADARA AND TALIANA! "GET THE FUCK OUT HERE AND TALK TO ME!" HE YELLED AND THEY CAME!

"HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE. I MUST'VE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES FOR YOU TO JOIN US. SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE TO US TONIGHT?" ASKED MADARA EVILLY.

"I FUCKING HATE THAT RONAN BITCH. HE IS EVIL AND DOING THINGS TO ME. HE IS SEXIER AND RICHER AND STRONGER AND HAS A MORE GIGANTIC DICK THAN ME. HE IS HORRIBLE AND I HATE HIM!" YELLED NARUTO.

"THOU HAST COME to the dark side! Nice! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" said Madara.

"Yes, I want to join," Naruto replied, "I just fucking hate him so much. It's like he's perfect, and I hate him." And Ronan(?) started to cry like a girly slut-bitch.

"STOP YOUR BLUBBER!" yelled Madara.

"YES! AHOY, THE MASTER! OBEY, OR YE GOTTA WALK T'PLANK! BE FUCKING QUIET, YE SCALLYWAG BITCHY WENCH!" said Taliana.

"What the fuck. You guys are so mean! Don't you fucking understand!? My life is terrible, and it's all Ronan's fault!"

"Yes. Well… okay then. We shall team up together, yes. But please. Do not cry. That is for weak people," said Madara to Ronan(?).

"Thank you! We will DEFEAT RONAN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" cackled Naruto.

"Yes… Muahahahahahahahahahaha!" Taliana joined in their EVIL LAUGH, AND IT WAS EVIL. AND THUNDER FLASHED THE ROOM!

The next day…

"Mm… Ronan… your cock is so fucking hot. Gimme some right now," Sakura moaned into my skin, and I slammed my huge beet into her mouth. It wacked her cheeks and it ripped her mouth, so she began to bleed from her tooth.

"Mmmm… Skank. You give such good fucking BJs. You goddamn whore-slut-bitch," I said as I rammed so hard that it hurt her spine and lungs because it was so huge.

"Oh my Got," she could still speak despite all the injuries she has sustained so far because my awesome Gary Stu powers have rubbed onto her, "Your dick is like a tennis ball canister thing! GIVE ME MORE. I NEED MORE!" She scratched me!

"WHAT THE FUCK, BITCH! DON'T YOU FUCKING SCRATCH ME AGAIN. GOTDAMMIT."

"Yes, master. I'm so sorry… female horse."

JUST THEN RONAN(?) BURST INTO THE ROOM! "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! GET AWAY FROM MY GIRL!" YELLED NARUTO, AND THEN HE THREW A SPEAR AT US THAT HAD MAGIC IN IT, AND TIED SAKURA UP!

"No! What the fuck are you doing, you asshole!? Why!? No, no, no!" I was yelling. Then Madara came up and said, "Ronan, do not fighteth this battle. Thou knows thy will joineth us and destroy the world anyway! COME WITH US!"

"I CANNOT NUT BECAUSE A COCONUT NUT IS NOT A NUT! IT'S A GOTDAMN DRUPE!" I shouted. Then, Naruto took a sword and tried to stab me, but I escaped just in time.

He yelled at me, then. "I'M SORRY BUT I HAD TO DO IT, FUCKHEAD!" he yelled cruelly.

"I SAVED YOU FROM KILLING YOURSELF! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!? GIVE ME BACK SAKURA; SHE'S MINE, NOT YOURS!"

"NEVAAAAAAAAAAAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"THEN, WE SHALL DUEL! AT MIDNIGHT!"

"FINE, THEN. WINNER GETS SAKURA'S CUNT AND ASS!"

"OKAY, BYE!" And they flew off in black mole!

I ran to my Ferrari, got in, and drove off. "I have to fight that asshole Naruto," I said to nobody in particular, "He is evil now! He kidnapped Sakura and so did Mao Dra, Madara's communist vampire sidekick, and Taliana. They will not fucking win! I am better than them!"

I got so mad I crashed the car! I was hurt! I was gonna die! But then, I saw The Cougar's ghost!

"Ronan, listen to me! You must fight him! I WILL PEEL YOU AS I NOW HAVE THAT POWER." I was half-expecting her to skin me alive when she said that, but instead, as it turns out, she peeled off my pants and started to suck my dick. It was bringing me back to life, and when I came I was fully alive again. It was so hot but also good!

"Thank you, cougar," I said. "Thank you, whore." Then, her ghostly body started to flow and fade away.

"Never forget me! I love your dick!" she yelled as she went away.

"I won't, bitch. I fucking won't," I said. I ran into the desert where I was, and all of a sudden burst into my blue-flame dragon form! I started to fly over the desert and the kingdom of Shiboobi where I am king, and I roared, "RAHHHHHHH! I WILL SAVE YOU, SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" She could telepathically hear me.

"I hear you, Ronan. I know you well!

Ugh…

Oh, fuck…

Yes… Mmm…

Oh, yeah... Ugh…"

Sakura came because my dragon voice was so sexy, and when I was flying, blue things shot out of me and I gave all the girls below me orgasms. I could hear cheering from below. "WE LOVE YOU, RONAN. THANKS FOR MAKING US ALL CUM!" And I flew off to the fight that was gonna take place at midnight!

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Naruto: Vengeance Revelations, Chapter 23
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT the writer of this fanfic! (Jake Tanner, or rather, SoSugoi, or Aaron, is. He already confirmed this dreck to be a trollfic.) I'm just translating the original gibberish into more intelligible speech. I decided to do the third flavor of the NVR Challenges; the rules of which I have posted on the repost of the original fanfic, which is here: narutoveangancerevelaitons.blo…

The translation is also a mix of sarcasm, commentary, and lampshading, and of course, none of the beliefs presented in this fanfic are in conformity with mine. I didn't really translate it as faithfully so that I can insert my rather sardonic comments between the lines.


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Okay…. So I'm back. Dammit. That previous chapter where Ronan forced Sakura to cut her pussy with scissors took me a long-ass time to recover. But if it was 
that bad, then the only way to go from there is up. It has to be… It fucking has to be… Still, there is a grotesque sex scene in this chapter that is worth writing over-the top, line-crossing death metal lyrics about. Again, VIOWER EXCRETION STRONLY ADVISD. Also, I've been listening to a lot of Steel Panther lately, and I find that this fic is basically the Steel Panther of fanfiction, now that it's been long confirmed that this whole thing is actually a trollfic. Fitting, as well, because Ronan happens to like glam metal.

Ronan(?) is a separate character from Ronan, and from what I interpret of this fic, is supposed to be Naruto losing his grip on reality because of the reality-warping powers of Ronan's genjutsu as evidenced by the switching POVs in the previous chapter that included Ronan taking Naruto's place in an alternate reality. The original writer, now that it's known that he's a troll, did that on purpose, most likely as a way to fuck with readers' minds. On one hand, it's pretty hilarious that 'Jake' would mix up his own 'badass motherfucking sexy-awesome Original Character' with a 'crybaby microdick bitch' like his version of Naruto as characterized in this fanfic. On the other hand, this switching of realities would actually make for an interesting plot for a fanfic/fix-fic of this fanfic, or is actually the plot of this fanfic, hidden behind layers and layers of hatred, misogyny, homophobia, rape, violence, profanity, and misspelled words that most readers, admittedly including myself, would focus and dwell on instead of the stealthily-emerging plot.
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Palette 8
I'm gonna attempt to draw 100 random characters using all the palettes in fallenzephyrart's 100 Palette Challenge, which she has since, sadly, taken down due to constant harassment. Nevertheless, I will still continue the challenge. I've got the palettes saved anyway, and so far, it's been quite useful to me.

It's a drawing and coloring exercise of sorts for me, similar to the 100 Writing Themes Challenge. Photoshop, took about 5 hrs.

She's a botanist-geneticist who got mutated into a plant-human after a botched experiment for research that would have allowed future humans to become self-sustaining via photosynthesis. She then decided to make the most of it by using her exotic coloration as assets for her newfound modeling career.

Other artworks I have done for this challenge are at el-jimmeister.deviantart.com/g…
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Palette 7 - Fallout Boy
I'm gonna attempt to draw 100 random characters using all the palettes in fallenzephyrart's 100 Palette Challenge, which she has since, sadly, taken down due to constant harassment. Nevertheless, I will still continue the challenge. I've got the palettes saved anyway, and so far, it's been quite useful to me.

It's a drawing and coloring exercise of sorts for me, similar to the 100 Writing Themes Challenge. Photoshop, took about 5 hrs.

He's a former vault dweller turned wasteland explorer, his once-bright blue vault jumpsuit faded by the scorching sun and radiation. I actually did use a picture of Patrick Stump for reference, and I tried a coloring technique in which warm colors are used for highlights, and cool colors are used for shadows, instead of using black and white to map shadows and highlights like I used to.

Other artworks I have done for this challenge are at el-jimmeister.deviantart.com/g…
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Tired of using the same old neutral colors on an ultra-modern style, big-ass luxury house in all your designs and concepts? Or are you in need of some artistic inspiration? Well, this might just be the challenge for you.

This is the 100 Architectural Interiors Challenge, which is inspired by, and uses the 100 Palettes Challenge. This challenge aims to help you expand your horizons and improve your skills. It encompasses various palettes, spaces, house types, and architectural styles, which are rolled randomly in order to generate a design prompt. [As of now, this challenge is limited to residential spaces. I'm still refining the rules for a separate challenge for commercial and institutional spaces.]

And now...

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The Rules


1. It goes without saying that the palette colors must be used. Neutral colors and other colors may be used to balance the space and add realism, but the palette colors must be apparent within the design.
2. Wood, glass, and metal may be used for realism, but the palette colors must be the predominant elements of the space through paint colors, materials, objects, and patterns.
3. The palette set must be done in reverse order, from palette 100 to palette 1. Any set of 100 palettes can do, but stick to that one set for the entire duration of the challenge. The palettes also have to be different from each other. [I'm using the FallenZephyr set.]
4. A random three-digit number, from 000 to 999, must be randomly-generated [by random.org, min 0 max 999] for each rendering to diversify the rooms depicted in each palette, which will determine the room and the mood/style. If a multi-use space is drawn for the second digit such as a flat, the space drawn in the first digit must be the most obvious/prominent space. Similar rooms, such as powder rooms and bathrooms, may be considered the same room where applicable, such as shacks and flats. [more details on this in the following section]
5. Subsequent rolls before the current 3D model/illustration is done are not allowed in order to keep the element of surprise.
6. No rerolls.
7. Do your research. For instance, rolling the oriental [Chinese/Japanese/Korean] styles will require some knowledge of feng shui or the rules in arranging tatami mats auspiciously.

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The Rolls


Hundreds - Space Type


0 - living room/foyer/hallway
1 - dining room
2 - kitchen
3 - powder room [full bathroom for house types 0-5]
4 - full bathroom [may or may not have a tub; must have area for toilet, sink, and shower]
5 - master's bedroom/main bedroom/main sleeping area
6 - bedroom [guest or kids'; main bedroom for house types 0, 1, 2, 5]
7 - closet/storage area/tool shed/pantry/wine cellar [any kind of storage area; may include collection display rooms.]
8 - laundry area/utility/garage [is usually also the kitchen in house types 0, 1, 2, 5. May also be a utility room not normally found in a house, such as a hangar or laser weapons armory, in large alien spaceships/motherships if 9 is rolled for the tens digit.]
9 - Wild Card [home theater, man cave, sun room, home laboratory, game room, art studio, pet playroom, etc. Also includes fictional/fantasy rooms such as time machine control rooms, interdimensional portals, and potion breweries.]

Tens - House Type/Context

[So, no large spaces and high ceilings if a flat-type space is rolled. No expensive-looking furniture in ghettos. Conversely, no cheap-looking items such as prison-styled beds and tacky clutter in mansions, unless the wild card is rolled for the ones digit and a suitable style is chosen.]

0 - slum/ghetto/shack [a mansion/apartment with a view of a ghetto or the big-ass house of the slum/gang lord does NOT count. An abandoned structure reused as a slum does count, though.]
1 - socialized housing project/tenement [also includes disaster relief housing]
2 - microhouse/trailer [may also include disaster relief housing]
3 - small bungalow/cottage/lodge
4 - middle-class suburban home [the typical two-story house found in suburban America]
5 - studio flat [middle to upper middle class residents]
6 - small loft-type apartment [middle to upper middle class residents]
7 - luxury apartment
8 - mansion/villa/palatial home
9 - Wild Card [hobbit house, alien spaceship, fallout shelter/vault, cave, private cruise ship, etc.]

Ones - Architectural Style/Mood

[Fusions/adaptive reuse allowed, but the character of the style rolled must be the most apparent]

0 - Rustic
1 - Middle Eastern/Arabesque/Moorish [something like the Taj Mahal or the buildings in Aladdin]
2 - Neoclassical/Mediterranean [Greek/Roman/Egyptian]
3 - Oriental [Chinese/Japanese/Korean]
4 - Southeast Asian Tropical [Filipino/Malay]
5 - Early Modern/Retro/Midcentury [Art Nouveau, Art Deco, Streamline Moderne, Retrofuturist, International Style, Raygun Gothic, Googie]
6 - Minimalist/'iPunk'/Deconstruction/'Solar Punk' [basically the 2010s trends in architecture and interior design]
7 - Industrial Chic/Brutalist/Steampunk
8 - Medieval Gothic/Victorian
9 - Wild Card [Hot Topic, Guadosalam Style, Frilly Princess Style, Japanese Love Hotel, Gingerbread House, etc.]

For example, if 682 was generated, you will design a guest bedroom or a kids' room that is in a mansion or similarly luxurious home, in either the Neoclassical Greek/Roman, Egyptian, or Mediterranean Nautical styles with the palette you're now working on. So, yeah. It'd be pretty interesting to design something like 908, a wildcard room [such as a mancave] in a slum in the Gothic style with a palette that consists of 'girly' pastel colors [such as palette 6 of the FallenZephyr set, which consists of light pinks and yellows]. Well that's the point of the challenge, to make design prompts as mundane as a bedroom in a modern-style suburban home all the way to a game room in a rustic-style spaceship using a palette of color combinations you'd probably have never considered before, such as maybe magenta and forest green.

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